幾顆腎臟

這是則趣聞（分中英/文）

A teacher addresses a student and asks: "How many kidneys do we have?"

"Four!", the student responds.

"Four? Haha..." The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students and demoralizing them.

"Bring a bundle of grass, because we have an ass in the room." The teacher orders a frontbencher.   

"And for me, a coffee!" the student added.

The teacher was furious and expelled the student from the room.

By the way, the student was the humorist Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895-1971), better known as the "Baron de Itarare."

On his way out of the classroom, the student still dared to correct the furious teacher:

"You asked me how many kidneys 'we have'. We have four: two of mine and two of yours. 'We have' is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass."

課堂上老師問一個學生："我們有幾個腎？"

「四！」學生回答。

「四個？哈哈」這位老師以愛挑學生錯誤且打擊他們士氣而出名。

「帶一捆草來，因為我們這裡有個老屁股」老師對前排坐位的學生講。

"順便帶杯咖啡給我" 該名惹怒老師的學生補充道。

老師勃然大怒，將學生趕出了教室。

（註：該名學生是巴西著名的幽默記者及作家Aparicio Torelly Aporelly。）

走出教室的時候，學生竟然還敢糾正憤怒的老師：

"你問我 '我們有' 多少個腎臟。我們有四個：兩個是我的，兩個是你的。'我們有'（we have）是用於複數的表達方式。好好享受你的草吧！"

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我覺得這則趣聞挺有意思的，

如果以英文文法正確性來看的話，學生的答案是對的。但如果不挑老師語病的話，一般人應該都會理解老師的問題以及他要的答案。我相信 Aparicio Torelly Aporell 是故意要氣老師的。